Archive for September, 2009
It’s A Business
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Drake did his best to follow the stage directions for the live play. He cleary wasn’t comfortable but he looked to be going along with it. Several girls, in charge of casting, gave him directions every bit of the way. They approved (and disapproved) the actions of all involved. Backstage there was a middle aged kid who Drake also leant an ear to from time to time. After a few more ‘scenes’, Edgewater made his way over to the kid after he was brought out of the scene where Chris Irvine had something to his back – causing him to go ‘off stage’.
“Are you ready?“, he asked as he prepared a video.
It even looked like a VHS. The video featured stops/scenes in India along with all sorts of entertaining ‘worldy’ sights, scenes and actions. The young man was making perfect sense with his words – he pointed out many times and kept repeating
“It’s a business”
“It’s a business”
“See that? Remember, it’s a business!”
“See this? Remember, it’s a business!”
Drake was noticably moved by this meeting and was paying very much attention to the kid. When it was time to go, Drake didn’t want to leave. As he was about to leave, Drake took out a post-it note and wrote the boy a nice note. He said that he took the child’s message to heart and will always remember him.
Talking To Jesus
Posted by: | CommentsDrake sat patiently on the train. It kept stopping and going and stopping and going. Sitting next to him was Jesus his former college mate in Kemo City. At an official train stop this GIANT obese women waddled onto the train – attempting to sit inbetween two other people sitting down. The spot wasn’t big enough for Andy Dick. In the background, there was a bit of singing and weird announcing.
Jesus was explain to Drake how his brother (whom Drake knew) made his friend drink lemon juice for 2 minutes along with another embarresing demand.
The Salesman
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Drake Edgewater entered the park confident as day with his megaphone in hand. “YOU can meet the great Justin Tallriver! Come right this way! Meet Justin Tallriver! Ladies and gentlemen, your chance is here!”
Edgwater was as natural as he was human. “Justin is the leader of two exciting entities! Now is your chance!” His colleague Leo Loraine, Tallriver’s agent looked on with happiness.
